The Flower Shell is a 12 gauge shotgun shell filled with flower seeds. Each firing would disperse seeds like daisies, sunflowers, poppies, etc. to grow in open fields. I can’t believe this is a legit product…but it is legit. Article here if you are interested. I guess if you really enjoy shooting and seed bombing, this is the product for you. I don’t know what this think about this, but I just had to share it with you all.
(Actually…is anyone else thinking about that episode where Homer SImpson invents a shotgun that applies a full face of makeup by shooting the person in the face?)
This is one manly way to plant flowers.
I now want to buy a shotgun and use these shells on the dildos driving on the highway. I’ll roll down my window and “BAM” have some flowers motherfucker.
Arrested for drive-by seeding….
I forgot to mention, my precious has come to me..
IT CAME TO ME
Big carpet day tomorrow.
Rather 12x68 feet have to be installed. No biggie cause me and son 2 aka elias helped me clean all my tools up. So what it’s 10 pm est he don’t wanna sleep yet and I don’t blame him.
He’s ma buddy
THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER WANTED
EVEN USING FUCKING SIGN LANGUAGGEEEGEEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG
I’m just gonna quietly headcanon Gordon and Chell as deaf and lip-reading
oh my god
Cleaning buddy wore himself out huh…
Granted the only work I.had to do was change out a plug but wowzers how do you say, let’s fuck up a fridge install.. Or rather let’s piss off the tennants..I did my work and waited and left..
Basically every thing you can think of going wrong and stupid happened this week to em and I feel so bad. Basically they like me and gave me a scoop of how bad every thing went. Like literally asked me over to a cookout and want to go apeshit on the company. At least they Like me lol..
Long story short, fridge promised new on 3/1 and today 3/9 after waiting.till yesterday to try to get one in, 2 were shown to the tennants in very very poor condition that were just picked up. And the guy delivering then after refusal to take these in, told the tennants “you can’t buy your own fridge” Umm ya, big mistake cause there passed. And asked me to go out for a beer this week.. Thank the magnet of all that I can be a people person at times.